1. Arrange rosemary branches around a copper bowl, forming a ♀ sign.
2. Place all the rosemary into the copper bowl and set it alight.
3. Incense the laundry bag with rosemary smoke, chanting:
You can’t start a fire without a spark, this gun’s for hire even if we are dancing in the dark
4. Ask a friend who recently had sex to place the dirty underwear in the laundry bag.
5. Put your clean underwear in this bag too.
6. On a waxing moon, leave both inside the laundry bag for 3 days.
7. Place a bowl full of 9 figs on top of the laundry machine, place the laundry bag inside the machine. Wash at 40 degrees.
8. On a Friday night wear your enchanted underwear.
9. Eat one of the figs visualising yourself as a bobcat attracting its suitors.
10. Put on the piece of garment with buttons, leave the top 3 unbuttoned.
11. Then enjoy your night out.
