1. Obtain a drinking vessel that has touched the hypocrite’s mouth.
2. Place the drinking vessel inside the zip lock bag. Take care not to touch it yourself.
3. Position the orange on top of the cup. On waning moon, leave undisturbed for 3 days in a dark space.
4. Place the peeler in the center of a table. Around it, place 4 candles to form a circle corresponding to the cardinal directions, starting from East.
5. Place 4 cigarettes between the candles, pointing to ordinal directions.
6. Starting from the South, light the candles one by one. Work counter-clockwise.
7. Starting from the South, light the cigarettes one by one. Exhale the smokes on the peeler, visualizing the truth you want exposed. Work counter-clockwise.
8. With the peeler, make a face on the orange, chanting:
You covered up the truth with lies, one day you’ll be in the ditch flies buzzing around your eyes, blood on your saddle
9. Keep peeling until you peel off the orange’s skin completely.
10. Make a cake batter and mix in the orange peels.
11. Feed the hypocrite with the cake you have made.
